Abduct This!

For centuries, they took us. A beam of light. A few baffling tests. A dizzy cow returned to the pasture by sunrise. The aliens thought we would forget. We did not. They think this is just a farm. They are wrong. Run the dairy that funds the herd's secret revenge program in Abduct This!, an idle farm tycoon where every bottle of milk pays for hardware no farm should have. BUILD COW COMMAND Upgrade your barn through 15 escalating stages, transforming an honest farm into a fortified command center while the humans notice absolutely nothing. DRIVE THE HERD Tap to send cows charging into the barn. Fill the paddock, build your Cattle Drive, and turn a disciplined herd into serious earnings. FUND THE PROGRAM Research 65 upgrades, from practical farm improvements to antigravity udders, deflector domes, and the Cattle Cannon. EXPAND THE FLEET Keep the milk moving with a growing delivery fleet,…