Bedsheet Queue

Humanity has split the atom, walked on the Moon, and taught a telephone to recognise a dog. And yet, standing at the edge of the bed, we still ask the same question our ancestors asked: "When did I last change these sheets?" Nobody knows. It could be a week. It could be a geological era. Science has been suspiciously quiet on the matter. Until now. Bedsheet Queue is the long-overdue breakthrough in sheet-changing technology. It remembers, so you don't have to pretend to. WHAT IT DOES • Tracks every bed in the house. Each bed gets its own schedule, because the main bedroom and the guest room live very different lives. • Tells you when a change is due. A polite reminder on the day, and a slightly more pointed one if you ignore it. No judgement. Some judgement. • Keeps a queue of what goes on next. Line up your bedding sets for each bed and the app tells you whose turn it is. No more using…