Blag

Blag writes the message you can't face writing — and reads the ones you can't face answering. TRANSLATE THIS Paste something you've been sent and say who sent it. Blag tells you what they're actually asking for underneath the politeness, points at the exact phrases that give it away, and drafts three replies: • Polite — safe to send to anyone • Professional — protects your time without being rude • Unhinged — what you wish you could say, clearly labelled do not actually send The same sentence from a manager, a client and a landlord means three different things. Blag knows the difference. MAKE AN EXCUSE Pick what happened — running late, calling in sick, bailing on plans, missing a deadline — then drag the slider. At 1 it's boring and completely believable. At 10 it involves bureaucracy, wildlife, or the legal system, delivered with a completely straight face. Every excuse comes with a…