BLYP

The ball never stops, and there is no jump button. All you do is touch the left or the right side of the screen. That's the whole rule, and somehow fifty stages feel nothing alike. START teaches you to ride a bouncing ball. FACTORY starts moving the floor. TRAP gives you platforms that crumble, shatter and sink. GRAVITY flips which way is down. INSANE hands you all of it at once. You never die to luck. Same spot, same timing, same result, every time. The bounce height is always exactly the same, so you always know what you got wrong. That's why you go again. Tap anywhere on the fail screen and you're playing in under a second. "One more try" only works when there's nothing to wait for. Portrait only, one thumb. On the train, in bed. No account, no login, and your records stay on this device. Airplane mode plays the same. Clearing a stage is the easy part. Going faster with fewer bounces…