Boomer-ai: Ask a Boomer

Ask a Boomer anything. Type a modern problem, or tap one of the examples, and a stereotypical British boomer answers it on a retro 1995-style desktop. Outdated opinions, 1983 house prices, a firm handshake, and a dad joke every single time. It's a funny AI with a very old-fashioned personality. WHAT HE'LL SAY Rent too high? He bought a three-bed semi for £34,000. Situationship left you on read? He's never heard of a situationship and he's not sure he approves. Burnout? He worked sixty hours a week and still had time to wash the car. Every answer ends with a dad joke, whether you wanted one or not. A PROPER 90s DESKTOP • Dial-up modem noises while he thinks (you can mute them) • A Recycle Bin full of things he threw away • Aunt Carol's 1982 recipes in Notepad • The Paperclip, an assistant who won't leave you alone • A Start menu, a taskbar and a clock that ticks Pure 90s nostalgia, if…