Capybara Court

Someone left the dishes. Someone kept the fan on all night. Court is now in session, and the judge on the bench is a capybara. His name is Cappy. Capybara Court is a playful courtroom for small disputes. Each of you answers the same four questions about what happened. Your answers are sealed the moment you finish: database rules stop your partner's phone from ever reading your words, and yours from reading theirs. Only Judge Cappy reads both sides. Then the verdict opens on both phones at once: findings of fact, a fault split that is never 100 to 0, and one silly sentence to carry out together. Real grievances get a gentler settlement from Cappy instead, with no winner and one small step to try. Some things are bigger than a toy court, and when the court senses that, Cappy puts the gavel down and points to real help. Nobody to summon? The gallery is the other half of the court. Leave…