CaraLei

You do things. You expect things. The two rarely match. CaraLei is a satirical relationship tracker that logs the effort you put in, the expectations you brought with you, and the gap between them — then files a dry, unsentimental report on the result. Every week. In writing. The joke is on you. That is the entire design. THE DAILY LEDGER Log what you actually did — cooked dinner, phone down, let something go — and what you expected from the evening. The app scores the distance between the two and stamps a verdict: Calibrated, Overdelivered, Under-fulfilled, or Delusional. It has opinions. THE MONDAY FIELD REPORT A written analysis of your week: effort by category, your calibration index, the day that worked, and a narrative paragraph that will not flatter you. SEVEN BEHAVIOURAL EXPERIMENTS One-week trials — The Quiet One, The Chef, The Phone Stack, Zero Agenda. Pick one, log it daily,…