CARROT Fit

Make getting in shape suck so much less with CARROT's hilariously snarky fitness app. ** Featured by Apple, Good Morning America, NY Times, USA Today, CNN, Wired, CNet, & more! ** CARROT is a sadistic AI construct with one simple goal: to transform your flabby carcass into a Grade A specimen of the human race. She will do whatever it takes - including threatening, inspiring, ridiculing, and bribing you - to make this happen. You will get fit - or else. --- 7 Minutes in Hell Workout Employing SCIENCE™ to compact an hours-long workout program into just 7 sweat-and-pop-culture-soaked minutes, CARROT will train you personally on exercises like Mt. Doom Climbs, Celebrity Face Punches, and Dragon Mating Dances. You get 30 seconds for each of the 12 punishing exercises,* with 10 seconds of rest in between just in case you need to hydrate, catch your breath, or vomit into a bucket. This…