Coconut Invasion: Shooter

At 03:17, lunar radar spotted a coconut in space. At 03:18, everyone laughed. At 03:19, it shot the Moon. The Coconut Empire has mistaken Earth's oceans for premium coconut water, and they are coming with a very large straw. You are the entire defence: one starfighter, an alarming number of lasers, and no reinforcements. DRAG TO FLY One thumb, anywhere on the screen. Your ship rides above your finger so it is never hidden, and the guns fire themselves. Staying alive is the whole job. ENDLESS COCONUT WAVES Difficulty climbs and never stops. Scouts dive, gunners hold position and shoot where you are going, splitters break apart when you crack them. There is only how long Earth lasts. THREE BOSSES, EVERY FIFTH WAVE The Coconut Emperor. The Nut Mother, which blooms swarms out of its own shell. The Hard Shell, whose rotating armour you have to read before you can hurt it. Each one has three…