Cold Coffee Club

Note: This game is written tongue-in-cheek and meant as pure comedic entertainment for exhausted parents. It is obviously not an encouragement to stare at your phone in front of your kids - just a trusty companion when you are trapped underneath a sleeping baby in the dark. The baby finally fell asleep on your chest. You are completely pinned down. Your phone is at 38% battery, your coffee has been ice-cold since Tuesday, and your left leg went numb twenty minutes ago. Moving a single muscle right now will trigger a meltdown of epic proportions. Welcome to Cold Coffee Club - the ultimate idle survival game tailor-made for sleep-deprived parents and clicker enthusiasts. Nobody here is after your wallet - the baby is the only needy one in the room. TAP TO SURVIVE Gently rock the bassinet, sip lukewarm coffee, and stockpile precious Patience. Every tap keeps the household in fragile…