Date This Cat: Cat Dating Game

Would you date this cat? If you were a cat, obviously. On cards with one photo, swipe right for yes, left for no, up for a Super Meow. With several photos, swipe sideways to browse them and use the buttons to vote. Or tap one of the four silly reasons on the card, like “Dead gifts = love” or “Screams at 4 a.m.” After every vote the crowd weighs in: 72% would date Mochi. You agree with the crowd. Next cat. A dating app with no dating Date This Cat is a comedy app. It looks like a dating app and isn’t one. Nobody dates anybody, humans least of all. There’s no chat, no matching, no DMs and no way to contact another user. Owners see totals, never who voted. Put your cat up for judgement Add a photo and the app checks it’s a cat. If you agree to the AI step, it writes a first draft of the profile in deadpan cat: bio, job, vices, prompt answers and four reason buttons. You approve every word…