DEFCON DAD

It doesn't hit for a dad when told that their baby is "the size of a grapefruit". When was the last time he held a grapefruit anyway? What about "Your kid is the size of a 10-inch trout"? THAT is what they want to hear! Introducing DEFCON DAD. The pregnancy calendar for dads who don't know all the cute fruit sizes but sure know their way around the garage. One briefing a week for 40 weeks telling him how big the kid is, whats actually going on, and how to be the most useful during that week. Dads, let's get you up to speed. Disclaimer: This app is built like one of the tools in the garage. Buy it once. Use it forever. No account, no sign-in, no tracking, and no data collected. Ever.