Department of the Impossible

Welcome to the Department of the Impossible. Your hiring form requires the signature of an employee. It creates that employee only once it is signed. The door is waiting for a ruling. The regulations here were written to contradict each other, and that was not an accident. You are the newest clerk, and thirty cases are open on your desk. None of them are possible. File them anyway. WHAT YOU DO - Read the docket and choose how to argue the case: read the rule literally with the Formwright, recover a strange precedent with the Pensioner, or invite the exception with the Inbox Imp. Each method is its own investigation, with its own evidence, witnesses and jokes. - Answer three evidence questions on the case board at every stage. A wrong reading is never fatal - the board asks you to look again. - Combine two regulations into a compound ruling, bring down the stamp, and watch the office…