DunnyMaster

DunnyMaster is a deliberately over-engineered toilet-break timer. Start it when you leave your desk. The timer stays accurate while you use other apps, lock your phone or reconsider your career choices. As the minutes pass, DunnyMaster becomes increasingly concerned about your disappearance. EARLY “You’re good. They probably didn’t even notice you left your chair.” LATER “People may be starting to ask questions.” MUCH LATER “Hurry up. Firefighters may break the door down at any moment.” SERIOUS TIMER TECHNOLOGY • Accurate elapsed time derived from persisted timestamps • Lock Screen Live Activity and Dynamic Island support • Optional, respectfully sparse milestone notifications • Local session records and workplace survival statistics DEEPLY UNSERIOUS MICRO-GAMES • DON’T PRESS IT — demonstrate character, then remember authorised buttons • SPIDER! — contain an eight-legged administrative…