EvilSnooze: Alarm Clock

An alarm with a memory, and opinions. Snooze once and it comes back harsher. Snooze again and you have to prove you're awake to keep going. Keep going and you get out of bed before it lets you off. Every morning ends with a receipt, a battle string you can share, and one dry line from Mal, the alarm that resents being snoozed. • Rings like a real alarm: through Silent, through Focus, with the app closed • Three evil levels: Mild, Evil, Unhinged • A sweet start: a different cute wake-up sound and picture every morning • Tasks that get you moving: shaking the phone, a selfie, thirty steps, and (Unhinged) saying it out loud • Optional extras you switch on yourself: push-ups at the top of the ladder • Every physical task has a seated alternative: a quick tap game • Streaks and late passes, reset every Monday • Widgets for your snooze debt and your nightstand • No account, no server of ours.…