Exit Liquidity

Everyone is someone’s exit. EXIT LIQUIDITY is a satirical management strategy game about building a fictional cryptocurrency empire and discovering what the number demands from you. RUN FOUR FLOORS OF THE MACHINE • DEV HOUSE - Hire, motivate, crunch, audit, and decide how much roadmap exists beyond the slide deck. • MINES - Expand compute, choose renewables or coal, relocate, and overclock at your own risk. • EXCHANGE - Provide liquidity, manage listings, burn supply, switch on market-making bots, and weather whales. • HQ - Cultivate communities, buy campaigns, handle watchdogs, retain lawyers and lobbyists, and spin the scandals. Every day advances the same company. Hype, trust, heat, evidence, treasury, holders, supply, and price interact in a deterministic simulation. Dirty shortcuts work... then send the bill later. Quarterly reports itemize the story your board wants to tell and…