Farted

A private log for tracking your farts — like a fitness tracker, but for something everyone finds funny and nobody talks about. No sensors. No gimmicks. You fart, you log it, you get to see the data. LOG IT IN TEN SECONDS One tap files an entry. That's the whole flow. No forms to wrestle, no menus to dig through — the New Entry sheet opens, you rate the damage, you're done. RATE THE DAMAGE Four scales, no mercy. Score every entry on Loudness (from Whisper to Trumpet), Duration, Stench (all the way up to Hazmat), and Relief. Add a location — auto-tagged from GPS and fully editable — so you always know where it happened. WATCH THE TRENDS The Stats tab is the payoff. Daily, weekly, and monthly counts. Loudness and stench averages plotted over time. Frequency charts that show which day of the week got hit hardest. Real color and personality — not a flat gray dashboard. BUILD YOUR HALL OF…