Glass Half Dead

Aim. Shoot. Make something regret existing. Glass Half Dead is a fast, funny, ridiculously satisfying target-smashing game, built for quick hits of pure stress relief. Pick a playground, grab a weapon, and splat everything before the 45-second clock runs out. You can't lose. You can only score higher. BACKYARD BOTTLE RANGE: Pistol Smug cartoon bottles line up on a sunny fence, taunt you ("Bet you miss."), then EXPLODE into glass and screaming flying face-bits. SAUCER SMACKDOWN: The Buzzkill Beam Strap into the cockpit and laser cocky little aliens out of the sky. They zip, they hover, they livestream your misses to the galaxy. JUNK FOOD FOOD-FIGHT: Whipped-Cream Cannon A county-fair snack stand comes alive: a smug donut, a drama-queen pizza slice and a "my diet starts Monday" attitude. SPLAT them into rainbow frosting. Watch for the two-bite Donut Boss. CUBICLE UPRISING: Rubber-Band Gun…