Good Rock: Adopt a Tiny Rock

Adopt a rock. Give it a name. It will never need feeding, walking or cleaning up after. It will simply be there for you. Good Rock is the easiest pet you will ever have. Visit the Rock Shelter, pick the rock that speaks to you (it won't actually speak), and bring it home on its own velvet cushion. PAT YOUR ROCK Tap your rock to give it a pat. You'll feel a satisfying little thud. Tilt your phone and watch its googly eyes roll around. TEACH IT TRICKS Sit. Stay. Speak. Play Dead. Your rock is a natural at most of them. Roll Over takes patience. A lot of patience. But it can happen. TAKE IT FOR A WALK Tap Walk and your rock rides along on your Lock Screen and in the Dynamic Island, with a timer counting every minute of quality time together. READ ITS DIARY Your rock writes one diary entry every day. Most days: "Sat very still. Nailed it." Some days are big: it moved 1 mm. A ladybug stopped…