Hoof Harted: Party Scan Game

Somebody dealt it. The unit will decide who. Hoof Harted is a party game dressed up as a preposterously over-engineered detector. Point the phone around the room, let it sweep, and wait for the verdict. This is a pure entertainment App. If you don’t laugh that’s on you! How it works Name everyone in the room. Pick a scan. The unit runs its radar, mutters about thermal blooms and confidence intervals, and then names one of them. It's a game, and it says so. The app doesn't sense anything — it picks one of the names you typed, at random, and tells you it did. The percentages, the sweeping radar, the confidence readouts: all theatre, and all part of the joke. Three scans • Smell Scan — finding who dealt it • Smart Scan — finding the smartest person in the room • Funny Scan — finding the funniest Hoof Harted Pro • Rigged Job — pick the culprit in advance. It's a toy; you're allowed to rig…