Horse Slop

You are a horse. Act normal. Clock into the world’s least productive office, survive absurd horse jobs, earn Slop$, expand your stable, unlock gloriously awkward horses, and escape into the sunny Off-Duty Valley. • Six absurd office jobs with neigh reactions and dramatic manga cut-ins • Ride, trot, and gallop through an explorable valley • Build your own crew, care for horses, and expand your stable • Race rivals, collect stickers, and discover ridiculous secrets • Find the hidden Super Intelligence room and repeat the horses’ dance sequence • Discover new horses in a downloadable catalog • Enjoy original music and horse-sound rhythms • Play in English or German Horse Slop mixes cozy horse care, chaotic physics, and internet-brained comedy. Kevin is your free starter horse; earn Slop$ through play to unlock more. Contains silly humor and advertising. The Super Intelligence characters…