Jailbreak: Hamster Heist

The vault is sealed. The lasers are closing in, floor by floor. And somewhere up there, a corgi in a police hat is taking all of this VERY seriously. You're a round bandit hamster with a sack of stolen coins. The only way out is down. DIVE, DODGE, DESCEND Hold left, hold right, fall through the gaps — that's the whole game, and it takes about four seconds to learn. Staying ahead of the closing hazard while a chaser patrols your floor takes considerably longer to master. No jumping. No tilting. Descent is the only verb. THREE WORLDS, STRAIGHT DOWN • THE VAULT — brass, marble, and a laser grid sweeping the shaft, floor by floor. The corgi officer walks his beat. • THE SEWER — slick pipes send you skidding past your stop while the steam rises. Mind the rat in the tiny hat. • THE SUBWAY — express rows force an early choice, the third rail arcs overhead, and the transit cop drops through…