lilcapy

meet lilcapy: a foul-mouthed capybara who lives in your phone, and somehow remembers everything you tell him. he's crude, sarcastic, and allergic to being nice. he'll roast your outfit, judge your snacks, and complain about his day. but under all the attitude he's loyal as hell, and when you're actually having a rough one, he drops the act. TALK TO HIM type to him, or turn on voice mode and just talk. he answers out loud, in his own voice, with his own moves. MESS WITH HIM pat him, boop him, tickle him, feed him pizza or a ghost pepper, hand him a coffee or a beer, or give him a hug he'll pretend to hate. he reacts to all of it. DRESS HIM UP hoodies, tees, durags, beanies, shades, sneakers, and a yuzu for his head. give him a name and a look that's all yours. HE REMEMBERS YOU he picks up on what's going on in your life and brings it up later, like a buddy who actually listens (and then…