LLM Wars

Start an AI lab in a garage in 2020. Twelve years later, find out what you built. WHAT THE CRITICS ARE SAYING • "I don't know what a token is, but I'm very proud." (Mum, Mum's Weekly Digest) • "10/10. Finally explains why my kid quit their job." (Dad, The Back Garden Review) • "A triumph. Played it every night this week instead of fixing the gutter." (Wife, Our Kitchen Quarterly) • "Heard a lot of shouting about GPUs through the fence. Gripping." (Neighbour, The No. 42 Gazette) • "It replaced my job. Five stars." (A former copywriter) (None of these are real reviews. Our families are very supportive, though.) LLM Wars is a management sim about the AI boom, played as a story in six acts. Train models, hire researchers, buy compute and ship. Each release is reviewed by benchmarks, developers, the press and a safety board. Then the market, the public and eventually the government react.…