MittPaws: Boxing Cat

Never been hit by a cat's kitty punch? This game fixes that. Well, you catch them. On a mitt. You are the coach. The cat is the athlete. Don't ask why. A night alley. The cat raises its guard. Its eyes mean business. Jab, hook, uppercut... and a roundhouse. Yes, the cat kicks too. Knees too. Teeps too. Nobody knows who taught it. ■ THREE WAYS TO GET HIT • Challenge — The cat swings however it likes. Put your mitt where the paw is about to land. The more you catch, the faster it gets. If the cat gets too worked up, stroke it to calm it down. When the coach's HP runs out, it's over. Coaches are only human. • Practice — This time you call the shots. Place the mitts and tap, and the cat strikes. Ask nicely and it does it. Good cat. • Free — No HP. No end. Unlimited kitty punches. ■ THE ROSTER · 7 ATHLETES Orange & white cat (the default athlete, short fuse) Grey tabby, tuxedo cat, raccoon…