Mt.Flushmore: Poop Tracker

Mt.Flushmore is a running total. You weigh what you produce, you log it, and the app keeps one number for the rest of your life. That number gets compared against real objects on a ladder where every rung is roughly twice the one below it — a golf ball, an apple, a brick, a house cat, a bowling ball, a toilet, an anvil, a grand piano, a compact car. Nobody clears a compact car in a hurry. That is the joke. THE LADDER Thirty-four objects across two packs, Classic and Animals. Weights further up are hidden until you reach them, because knowing exactly what a grand piano weighs turns the next rung into a countdown and ruins the surprise. THE ARMY Enter your body weight and a second track appears: your lifetime total, measured in copies of yourself. It arrives one eighth at a time, and every copy takes exactly as long as the first one did. SHARE CARDS Every milestone produces an image worth…