No Refunds: Life Receipts

Your life, itemized. No Refunds turns the data already on your iPhone into thermal receipts: your steps, meetings, photos, music, commits and screen time, printed line by line. Watch it feed out of the printer, tear it off, keep it or share it. A stencil rat audits every one. THE MACHINES • Daily Receipt: your whole day on one roll • Human Receipt: steps, distance, workouts and flights climbed from Apple Health • Camera Roll: photos, videos, screenshots and favorites • The Damage: your Screen Time, itemized • Corporate Survivor: every hour sold to your calendar • Done Receipt: reminders you actually finished • Listening: what you've been playing in Apple Music • Developer: your public GitHub activity • Social Receipt: your public Bluesky posts and likes EVERY RECEIPT GETS A VERDICT A rubber stamp, a clerk with opinions and a footer written by the department that issued it. You choose…