Nobody Reads the Lease

You have inherited a duplex and a vague sense of dread. Nobody Reads the Lease is a comedic landlord sim. Walk your neighbourhood, buy buildings you probably cannot afford, and find out who is actually living in them. SCREEN YOUR TENANTS Applicants stand in your vacant unit and turn to look at you. Every one of them is hiding exactly one thing, and exactly one screening step will find it. A credit check exposes the Professional Tenant who can never be evicted. A home visit reveals that "one (1) cat" was always going to be eleven cats. Screening costs money AND days, so you are always deciding how much you want to know before somebody else takes the unit. THINGS BREAK. THEN THEY GET WORSE. Ignore a leaky faucet and it becomes a ceiling stain. Ignore that and it becomes mold. Pick your contractor: Cheap Dave botches a third of his jobs, MegaFix costs nearly double and almost never fails,…