Officiain’t

Stole a fry? Spoiled the ending? Some things deserve a card. Officiain’t gives everyday fouls an official-looking moment. Flash a yellow warning, show a red card, or give someone a green card for a move worth celebrating. • Show a card instantly, with no setup. • Add a name and your own reason. • Give red cards optional 2-minute, 5-minute, or custom penalties. • Keep independent clocks in the Penalty box. • Save people and your own reasons for next time. • Hide the controls in presentation mode or share a still image. • Turn on a short whistle for red and yellow cards, with a gentle chime for green. • End or overturn a call whenever the joke has run its course. Works offline. No account, ads, tracking, or subscriptions. Timers retain their end time when you leave the app; return to see the result. Background timer alerts are not included. Made for friendly, shared fun. Call it. Clock…