Paracetamol Panic

The rabbits have headaches. You have paracetamol. Nobody has a plan. Welcome to the Rabbit Relief Unit, the meadow's only emergency pharmacy, where the patients hop, the doses fly and the paperwork is mostly carrots. Drag back, aim, release, and hope the tablet lands somewhere near an ear. HOW IT WORKS • Rabbits with headaches hop across the meadow. They will not sit still about it. • Dose enough of them to fill each wave's quota before too many escape untreated. • Bank the reimbursement, then spend it at the pharmacy on sillier and sillier delivery systems. • Repeat until the meadow is calm, or you run out of pills. The meadow is never calm. A PHARMACY OF QUESTIONABLE MEDICAL DEVICES • Bare Hand: underarm lob. Drag back, release, pray. • Double Sling: two pills at once. Twice the ears covered. • Pill Blowpipe: a tablet down a drinking straw. Flat, instant, faintly damp. • Bubble Wand:…