Pet Pass: Official Pet Papers

Every good pet deserves papers. Pet Pass issues your dog, cat, rabbit, bird, reptile or horse an official-looking passport — complete with a portrait, a machine-readable zone, a personality profile and a record of known crimes. It takes about a minute, and the result is made to be shared. HOW IT WORKS • Take an official portrait (hats only if fabulous) • Fill in the particulars: name, species, breed, birthday • Answer an eight-question interview written for their species — sandwiches and doorbells for dogs, laser dots and cardboard boxes for cats • The Ministry reviews the application… and APPROVED slams onto the cover WHAT'S INSIDE EVERY PASSPORT • A laminated data page with zodiac sign and a real-looking MRZ • A personality archetype — The Devoted Chaos Agent, The Devoted Aristocrat, The Theatrical Drama Monarch… • Known crimes on file, from rotisserie chicken theft to unlicensed sofa…