PixelPopper!

Are you a working millennial parent who is afraid of what you'll do the next time your toddler clicks some ad-bait link inside one of -those- apps? You know the ones. Do you feel a little piece of you die when your kid brings you the same birthday-gate screen and asks why you have to subscribe, and you wonder how to explain late-stage capitalism to an eight-year-old but in, like, a friendly way? Me too! I still remember when we tied onions to our belts and bought apps with real money and then owned them. Like land, or cattle! So I made PixelPopper: a pixel paint-by-number app that costs $2.99 once and then leaves your wallet alone forever. No ads. No subscriptions. No "sweetie we only have that feature unlocked on mama's iPad." Not even a "watch a video to unlock." No analytics for Baby's First Data Broker. And it doesn't even use the internet! Who cares if the plane doesn't have…