Plopmates

Girls can sync their cycles. It's time for guys to sync their plops. Plopmates is a social app for the one place everybody goes and nobody talks about. Tap the big red PLOP button when you sit down, and if a friend is on the throne at the same moment, you're matched. You are plopmates now. Then you settle it. HEAD-TO-HEAD MINI-GAMES Every match is a quick battle you play with your thumbs while you wait: • Tug of Plop — out-tap your plopmate • Plop Toss — aim, flick, pray • PlopJump — one more jump than them, forever • PlopTrivia — a real question, fifteen seconds, closest guess wins Nobody around? Practice against PLOPBOT. A FEED FOR YOUR PLOPMATES Post a PlopThought, pick a PlopEmo from the wheel, or leave a 30-second PlopNote voice memo about how it went. Like, comment, and keep up with the people you plop with. PLOPWORLD Every plop claims ground. Build forts, push your front against…