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Porcelain Pooetry

Weather & daily poop poems
App Force, LLC · Entertainment
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Developer
App Force, LLC
Category
Entertainment, Lifestyle
Released
Oct 22, 2026
Version
1.0 (Oct 22, 2026)
Price
Free
Size
22.6 MB
Requires
iOS 15.0
Age rating
9+
Languages
English

In-app purchases

Sir Edmund Scatwell$0.99
Slightly Fibrous$0.99
August D. Movement$0.99
Dottie Wipe$0.99
Edgar Allen Poo$0.99
Complete the Ensemble$3.99
Magnolia B. Still$0.99
Complete the Ensemble$2.99
The Full Ensemble$4.99
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About Porcelain Pooetry

Fine verse for the finest room in the house. Porcelain Pooetry puts today's local forecast beside a funny poop-themed poem — a pooem — read aloud by a cast of distinguished narrators. A small, silly ritual for your daily throne time. • A NEW POOEM EVERY DAY One verse, scheduled for today, with National Day specials on the days that earn them. No doomscroll. • READ ALOUD BY A CAST OF CHARACTERS The Poofessor's silky menace and Dame Doodie Fothergill's withering disdain read every pooem free. Hire the rest for 99¢ each — Edgar Allen Poo, August D. Movement, Sir Edmund Scatwell, Magnolia B. Still, Dottie Wipe, Slightly Fibrous — or the whole company, plus every voice we ever add, for $4.99. Hear two lines of any voice before you decide. • FOLLOW ALONG Lines light up as they're spoken. Switch narrators mid-pooem and the new voice starts from the top. • YOUR LOCAL FORECAST AT A GLANCE…
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