PUMP! PUMP! PUMP!

A training app from a louder era. PUMP! writes your workouts, runs your progression, and keeps every rep on your phone. Dressed like a 1975 muscle magazine. THE GENERATOR Tell it your gym. Pick the muscles. PUMP! composes the session for the equipment you actually have. Balanced, supersetted where it helps, warm-ups included. And it's seeded, not slot-machine: the same brief gives the same workout, until you ask for a new one. Software you can argue with, not a roulette wheel. THE ENGINE Log against the plan. The progression engine reads what actually happened — every set, every hold, every grind — and writes the next session. Loads move when they've earned it. No AI roulette on your working sets: the engine is deterministic. Math you could print, decisions you can trace, a history that is never rewritten. PRIVATE BY ARCHITECTURE No account. No cloud. No feed. Your training lives on…