Return to Office

The return-to-office mandate is in full effect. HR has planned mandatory fun. You have a lanyard, three hearts and a coffee habit. Good luck. Return to Office is a 16-bit platformer about one working week, from the Monday commute at 7:00 AM to an all-hands meeting on Friday at 4:59 PM. Run, jump, stomp printers that have developed opinions, and throw paper-plane memos at anything that schedules a meeting. Every floor ends at an exit door. Linda from HR is standing in front of it. She has forms. THE WEEK - The Commute: car or bus. Cones, pigeons, and a supervisor who wants to align on your ETA. - New Hire Orientation: no desk yet. The printers are already angry. - Desk 404: find your desk, do real work, and face the Big Copier, which has been jammed for years and has feelings about it. - Mandatory Fun Day: karaoke, egg and spoon, a trust fall, a dunk tank and icebreaker bingo.…