Road Roast

Road Roast is turn-by-turn navigation with a voice that has no patience for you. Her name is Laura. She knows exactly where you're going and can't believe how you're getting there. She calls turns early, then again right on top of them. Miss one and she notices. Miss it twice and she gets personal. She saves the yelling for when you've earned it, and she calms down when you behave. FUNNY, BUT USEFUL Every joke rides on a real instruction: the lane, the timing, what to do next. - Grudges: miss a turn and she remembers. Next time she warns you early and tells you which lane to be in. Nail it and she'll admit it. Barely. - Quick turns are chained ("Then right, right away") so you're ready for the next one. - She reacts to missed turns, wrong ways, reroutes and speeding. A little over gets a warning. A lot over gets the full treatment. - The speed limit on screen, where the road has one on…