Rogue AI: Simulator

Your servers are overheating. Your investors want a demo. Your model has invented a profit. Welcome to FreeAI, Inc. Rogue AI: Simulator is a satirical AI-lab tycoon set in an alternate 1993. Start in a garage and race four rival labs to artificial general intelligence before debt, directors, or federal marshals end your career. BUILD THE LAB Expand across the Bay Area. Fit hardware, cooling, offices, and specialist modules into limited lot space. More compute means faster research, bigger bills, and considerably warmer meetings. PITCH THE DREAM Raise capital and negotiate term sheets with strings attached. Balance cash, credit, public trust, safety, and a board whose confidence is easier to spend than earn. DECIDE WHAT SHIPS Launch your model, test it first, or work with a pilot customer. Handle fabricated citations and customer complaints. When a rival starts a price war, protect your…