Snarkee

Snarkee reads your pet's aura. Lovingly. With absolutely zero chill. Snap a photo, or pick one, and Snarkee hands back a card made for sharing: an aura color, an archetype title, stat dials and a one-line roast. "The Household's Prime Suspect. Has the energy of someone who knows exactly where the missing sock went." HOW IT WORKS • Take or choose a photo of your dog, your cat, or whoever actually runs your house • Snarkee sizes up the pose, the expression and the energy • Get your card: an aura, a title, stats like Chaos Level and Judgment Radius, and a roast • Share it anywhere, or straight to an Instagram Story with the hashtags ready to paste ROASTS WITH A HEART Snarkee teases the vibe, never the pet. Pose, attitude and suspicious sock-related energy are fair game. Weight, body and health never are. CHALLENGE A FRIEND Send a link and your friend gets a reading of their own pet, from…