Spilly: Anti-Affirmations

An app told you to be gentle with yourself and you wanted to throw your phone across the room. Spilly is for you. Type what's bothering you or say it out loud. A small, unimpressed creature reads it and roasts you about it. Somewhere between the eye-roll and the laugh, the thing you were spiraling about shrinks to its real size. Spilly cares about your problem enough to make fun of it. The jokes go after the drama and your excuses. Your looks and the things you can't change stay off the table. YOU SET THE HEAT Slide from an affectionate tease to full deadpan savagery. Change it when your mood does. IT KEEPS RECEIPTS Complain about the same thing again and the creature will point out the rerun. YOUR SPILL AND YOUR PRIVACY To write a roast, Spilly sends your spill, plus your last few spills for context, to our AI roast service. The request carries no name, email, account or device ID. We…