The Cat Test

How much cat are you? Answer five questions. Get a percentage. Live with it. The Cat Test asks the important things. Do you have whiskers? Do you pay rent? Do you land on your feet? Every cat-like answer pushes your score higher, and a deeply unscientific analysis takes its time before delivering the verdict, anywhere from NOT A CAT to CERTIFIED CAT. Clear 80 percent and you get a crown and confetti. Questions are drawn at random from a bank of 150, so no two tests are quite the same. THREE WAYS TO PLAY The Test. Five questions, one verdict, and a score that climbs and clicks its way up to your total. Zoomies. The arcade mode. Questions arrive one at a time on a shrinking clock that starts at four seconds and never stops tightening. Answering like a cat buys time back, so being a cat is finally worth something. There are two ways to lose: let the clock run out and the cat falls asleep…