Token Furnace: AI Clicker

Token Furnace is a free, cynical satire of AI hype disguised as an idle clicker — now with an optional, fully walkable 3D voxel isle. YOUR AI STARTUP, NOW A PLACE YOU CAN WALK AROUND TOO The furnace is a server rack, smoking away at the center of your campus. One tap on the isle button switches you over: tap it, feed it buzzwords, and watch five zones sprout around it: Open-Plan Office, Server Basement, Stage & Press, Capital Tower, and — right at the end — the Singularity Horizon. Every upgrade changes more than a number: more buildings, more blinking lights, more gold trim. Pan, zoom, tap — the isle grows live with your valuation. Prefer the classic list view? Switch back anytime — your progress carries over exactly, whichever view you play in. THE SATIRE YOU ALREADY KNOW Build a fictional AI startup to a billion-dollar valuation — with no actual product. Invest in buzzwords, GPU…