Wedding Hell I Sit?

Where the hell do I sit? You're the wedding planner, and tonight's banquet is about to start. The hall is booked, the lobster is on its way and the couple is still getting changed, while the guests arrive in waves: the groom's relatives, the bride's relatives, friends, colleagues… and the ex. Every one of them has opinions about where they sit. EVERY GUEST HAS RULES • The Aunt must sit at the head table, and asks every single guest beside her when they're getting married. • The Gossips get louder with every other gossip at the table. If the couple's ex sits with them, it's the best night of their lives. • The Kid needs family close by, or cries loud enough to sour the whole table. • The Mahjong Friends start a game when four of them share a table. Three is worse than none. • The Feng Shui Master must face the stage. Seat him with his back to it and the whole table's luck turns. Hong…