エイリアン入星審査

Year 2222. Earth is overflowing with travelers from space. You are the newest inspector at Checkpoint 7 of the Earth Immigration Bureau. Outside, a neon spaceport. At your desk, old-fashioned paper and rubber stamps. Today, too, cute-and-creepy aliens are lining up with their papers. ■ Read the papers, catch the lies ・Passports, entry applications, footwear certificates, eye exam certificates... ・Is it expired? Does the name match? Is the number of eyes right? ・Point at two spots with the red pencil to cross-check for conflicts ・Call out any contradiction you find, right to their face ■ Question the aliens ・"Your name?" "Purpose of visit?" ・"Please show me your shoes." "Are those horns real?" ・Aliens with something to hide will slip up ・Something might be hiding under those sunglasses or that hat ■ New laws every day ・Anyone with legs needs a footwear certificate. Purple bodies need a…