Porkchops

You are a pig. The butcher has had his eye on you since breakfast. Run. Porkchops is a fast three-lane endless runner down Market Road. The butcher is right behind you the whole way, he throws knives, and he gets faster the longer you last. SWIPE TO SURVIVE • Swipe left or right to change lanes around meat carts. • Swipe up to jump crates and low knives. • Swipe down to duck sausage lines and high knives. • A lane turns red before every knife. Read it, then move. Last long enough and he throws two at once. EVERY MISS STAYS ON THE ROAD Knives that miss stick in the road ahead and become one more thing to jump. The road never stops speeding up. TWO STUMBLES AND HE HAS YOU Clip a crate and the butcher closes in. Stumble again before you pull away and it is over. PICKUPS • Mud puddle: a one-hit shield. • Truffle Magnet: pulls every truffle to you. • 25 truffles fill the snout. Tap it to go…