ROAST: Loud Alarm Clock

ROAST is the loud alarm clock that hates you. Every morning it reads your calendar, the weather and your sleep, writes a personal roast, and screams it at you by name over a siren. It does not stop until you prove you're up. Snooze and it only gets more urgent. Built for heavy sleepers, chronic snoozers and anyone whose alarm has become background noise. ROAST is a wake up call you can't sleep through and can't ignore. > PICK YOUR OPERATOR Five characters, each with their own voice, pre-recorded screams and attitude: • DRILL SERGEANT: screams first, never asks. • TOXIC EX: knows your weak spots and uses them. • FINANCE BRO: every minute asleep is a loss, bro. • DISAPPOINTED PARENT: not angry. Just deeply disappointed. • ROGUE AI: has your calendar. And your location. Set a different operator for every alarm. > PROVE YOU'RE UP To stop the alarm, beat a mission. Pick the one that works on…