Snooze Control: Roast Alarm

Your alarm has opinions about you now. Pick who wakes you up: your brutally honest best friend, your mom, a coach who has given up on you, an aristocrat who is openly ashamed of you, a sports commentator calling your morning live, or a retired Hall of Famer who only speaks in the third person. Every time you hit snooze, they get louder, sharper and more specific. SEVEN LEVELS Snooze always works instantly. What changes is everything around it: the title on your Lock Screen, the label on the snooze button, the pitch and speed of the beeps, and what gets said next. By the sixth snooze, they stop yelling and accept you as you are. It is the worst one. A REAL ALARM Snooze Control schedules system alarms with Apple's AlarmKit, so it rings through silent mode and Focus with the app closed and the phone locked. Every line is mixed loud, the beeps play at full volume from the first ring, and a…